A Post Malone-Scented Candle (and 10 Other Pieces of Posty Fan Merch Taking Over the Internet)

July 2024 · 6 minute read

From exclusive vinyl to funny gag gifts, we round up the best merch on the internet for Post Malone fans.

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Post Malone‘s new album is out, and along with it comes a host of new official and fan-made merch honoring the multitalented and multifaceted star.

Malone’s new country album, “F-1 Trillion,” dropped August 16, with assists from Dolly Parton, Tim McGraw, Blake Shelton, Morgan Wallen, Lainey Wilson and Chris Stapleton, among others.

Best Post Malone Merch 2024: Funny Gifts, Official Fan Collectibles TARGET EXCLUSIVE

F-1 Trillion (2-LP Vinyl)

$48.99 Buy Now AT TARGET

“F-1 Trillion” is available on vinyl as a Target-exclusive for $48.99. This limited-edition set gets you Malone’s new album on two LPs, in an exclusive silver colorway. Target also has the CD version on sale for $12.99 here.

Best Post Malone Merch 2024: Funny Gifts, Official Fan Collectibles OFFICIAL MERCH

Official Post Malone Stage Photo Back Pullover Hoodie

$54.99 Buy Now On Amazon

Malone has also dropped a ton of official merch on Amazon. We like this unisex tour hoodie, which features the singer’s name in simple font on the front, and a photo of him onstage on the back. Choose from a navy blue (above) or royal blue colorway, in sizes small to 2XL. Everything on Post Malone’s Amazon storefront is officially-licensed and/or endorsed by the star.

Best Post Malone Merch 2024: Funny Gifts, Official Fan Collectibles

Post Malone Candle

$24.99 Buy Now AT ETSY

The arrival of Malone’s new album has also spawned a host of new fan merch, including this Post Malone candle on Etsy, which can be customized with scents of “cactus flower,” oak moss vetiver, palo santo, or Caribbean teakwood, among other options. In other words, what “Malone” smells like is entirely up to you. This 8 oz. candle is made from 100% vegan soy wax and is hand-poured in Oakland.

Best Post Malone Merch 2024: Funny Gifts, Official Fan Collectibles

Saint Post Malone Prayer Candle

$7.16 $8.95 20% off Buy Now AT ETSY

Another Etsy option is this Post Malone Prayer Candle, which features the singer as the Patron Saint of.. partying? The candle measures eight inches in height and Etsy says everything was designed and manufactured in Malone’s home state of Texas.

Best Post Malone Merch 2024: Funny Gifts, Official Fan Collectibles

Smells Like Post Malone Candle

$12.67 $19.50 35% off Buy Now AT ETSY

Of course, you could also go literal with this “Smells Like Post Malone Candle.” On sale right now at Etsy, the 8 oz. candle is available in six scents, including amber sandalwood, cinnamon and vanilla, and sea salt orchid. The Etsy seller says this Post Malone candle has a burn time of up to 45 hours.

Best Post Malone Merch 2024: Funny Gifts, Official Fan Collectibles

Post Malone Air Freshener

$10.00 Buy Now On Amazon

For something similarly-scented but not a candle, consider this Post Malone car air freshener, which measures just under 4 x 3 inches and comes in a “plum blossom” scent. The double-sided air freshener is great for closets, bathrooms and entryways too. Available for just $10 on Amazon, this is one of the bestselling pieces of Malone fan merch on the site.

Best Post Malone Merch 2024: Funny Gifts, Official Fan Collectibles

Funko Pop! Rocks: Post Malone

$14.93 Buy Now On Amazon

This officially-licensed figurine gets you Post Malone in Funko format. The mini figure measures 3 3/4 inches and comes in a window box for gifting or display.

Best Post Malone Merch 2024: Funny Gifts, Official Fan Collectibles

Cowboy Post Malone T-Shirt

$29.50 $39.34 25% off Buy Now AT ETSY

We love the vintage look and feel of this “Cowboy Post Malone” T-shirt on Etsy, which is one of the most popular fan merch items on the site right now. Available in sizes small to 4XL, the unisex tee is available in six colors, though we’re partial to the lived-in look of this “pepper” colorway.

Best Post Malone Merch 2024: Funny Gifts, Official Fan Collectibles

Post Malone Birthday Card

Buy Now AT ETSY

This birthday card is perfect for Posty fans and lovers of a good pun alike. Measuring 4 x 6 inches, the card is blank inside and comes with an envelope for easy gifting or mailing.

Best Post Malone Merch 2024: Funny Gifts, Official Fan Collectibles

Post Magnome Garden Gnome

$60 Buy Now AT ETSY

Speaking of puns, we can’t get enough of this Post Magnome garden accessory, which measures 8.5 inches and is great for indoor and outdoor display alike. The garden gnome is hand-painted and made from a weighty ceramic. Choose from three different “outfits” for this Post-inspired pick.

Best Post Malone Merch 2024: Funny Gifts, Official Fan Collectibles

Post Malone World Pong League Beer Pong Drinking Game

$16.11 Buy Now On Amazon

Post Malone has his own official drinking game and there’s no better way to celebrate his new album than by picking up your own beer pong set online. A collaboration with World Pong League, this set includes ping-pong balls, red plastic cups and a 20-second electronic shot clock pre-programmed with motivational phrases from Post himself. This is a great gift for listening parties and bachelor parties alike.

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